Quantum Bang is live
Jun. 1st, 2025 11:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
For those who don't know, Quantum Bang is a super-sized version of Big Bang (fic productions, not the TV show). Stories are written in a variety of fandoms, and most are epic in length, with a number of art illustrations. Some will eventually appear on AO3, but some remain only on the QB site.
For the next two weeks, two (or sometimes three) stories will be posted each day. Here's a list of the titles, and what fandom is represented, that will be posted.
https://quantumbang.org/2025-posting-schedule/
Every year I tell myself to let people know, and every year I fritter away the time. This year, I'm finally taking a minute to actually make a post. And if you don't see anything that piques your interest, click on the Fiction Index to check out stories from the past six years.
Happy reading!
monthly site donation
Jun. 1st, 2025 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I decided that every month or every decent paycheck when my hours are decent, I'll donate to a website I use often. I decided for my first month it'll be Side7, and I bought some credits at the store. :D
For next time I'm thinking about Marapets, Furaffinity, or Dreamwidth.
Sleeping Murder - Agatha Christie
Jun. 1st, 2025 10:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
KMS
Jun. 1st, 2025 08:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
>going to shop after work
>household shares a car so my mother has to pick me up, drop me off at home, and immediately go back to her job
>get items I need
>one of the items I got is defective and I don't notice until I'm at checkout
>cancel checkout and leave because I don't have time to get a replacement
>order it online
>they give me the defective item I put back
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Dance in the oldest boots I own - Star Wars story, Winter Soldier AU
Jun. 1st, 2025 09:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hondo Ohnaka
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Hondo Ohnaka, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Winter Soldier AU, Inspired by Fanart, Not a Superhero AU
Summary:
Hondo finds Obi-Wan frozen in carbonite and decides that he is worth more than the bounty on his head.
Obi-Wan is discomfited to learn what has been happening in the galaxy since he's been out of commission, but not nearly as discomfited as he is by finding out what his erstwhile padawan has been doing.
Two chapters of a Winter Soldier AU.
hockey report
Jun. 2nd, 2025 10:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
( team ruminations, more my thoughts than anything else )
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Anyway, the second game (team 1, A grade) was hard in terms of feeling like I was good enough for it, but...easy in terms of being more like my comfortable style of play. Also, I was able to run for most of it in spite of having played a game an hour earlier. Fitness is going well, but the chop-and-change of Team 2 is just doing me in. So much back and forth.
I missed an otherwise 'sure' goal during the game - right place, got the ball, missed the goal! Too angled, it hit the outside of the goal, not the inside. GRARGH.
Would have been a really nice one, too, dammit.
But again, cross-goal tap-ins. More of what we need to do in Team 2.
celiac test is negative
Jun. 1st, 2025 06:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I do still need to contact her office tomorrow and ask about that follow-up appointment.
vital functions
Jun. 1st, 2025 10:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Reading. Finished: a comfort reread of your blue-eyed boys, which fit the bill excellently. Have only restrained myself from launching straight into (even if I could) make a deal with god (and for that matter the other two series) on the grounds that I need to reread Prophet (Helen MacDonald, Sin Blaché) so that I can properly appreciate rydra_wong's a word you've never understood.
You see, I read the first two paragraphs, had a lot of feelings, and promptly decided the way to Maximise Feelings would be to do the reread I didn't set off on immediately after first finishing it.
Thus far I am going "my goodness, I forgot a lot of the detail here". ( Spoilers... )
I have also listened to a little bit more of Furiously Happy (Jenny Lawson). There are definitely aspects I don't love (like, as someone who is taking an antipsychotic for non-psychosis reasons, and someone who can at this point go entire years plural without any significant episodes of even very mild psychosis, the way antipsychotics are discussed makes me... a bit twitchy), and I'm annoyed by how much more disruptive needing to reread sentences is in audio than in text (and how much more frequently I'm needing to do it), but also it turns out rather to my own surprise to be a thing I can listen to when I'm not doing anything else with my brain, provided I don't mind not really retaining any of it for longer than about five minutes.
Eating. I have been fed a slightly ludicrous amount of (more-or-less responsibly harvested) wild asparagus this week, which has been A Delight.
A Variety of other things, courtesy of having someone else doing meal prep all week. Still suspicious of Nutritional Yeast, mind.
FIRST STRAWBERRIES from the plot.
Growing. Swung by the plot this evening (courtesy of significant support from A) and in addition to STRAWBERRIES: ( Read more... )
they've all got it entropy
Jun. 1st, 2025 03:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I turned my mattress for the end of the month as usual, but I really think it's dead now. The new side isn't so bad, but the one I've been sleeping on in May has a real canyon in the middle now. I asked my family what I should do, and they have all informed me that I should expect to spend £1500 for a good new mattress, and I might have to delay the purchase for several months while I adjust to the concept and my savings account braces for the impact. But, as they pointed out, I anticipate spending 8+ hours a day on it for the next ten years, and if I cheap out then I can expect to pay for that in other ways. Is that really normal now?? Or are my family just extravagant bed-buyers?
Work has been surprisingly quiet, too; I've actually been looking at some of the lingering tasks on my to-do list, even. Our big project is close to wrapping up - on Friday we were talking about go-live dates in mid-June and I am psychologically unready, but I have to admit that we're nearly done on the outstanding items, so... What will I do with myself once it's finished?? However, tomorrow is first working day of the month, so I'll have two days of reporting to keep me from having to think about it too hard.
I have made minor progress on various tasks at home, and scheduled some more regular reminders to do things (although right now there's a drift of overdue tasks in the to-do list app...). This morning I crosschecked my music collection spreadsheet with my music collection soundtrack folder, and added a considerable number of items; I ought to do the same with the classical and popular folders, which are rather larger, but... I don't want to. Maybe I'll put them on the to-do list.
I also ran out of space on my phone again - ongoing annoyance: phone says it needs to update Firefox (71MB) but can't because there's not enough free space (894MB). I assume there are good reasons to do it this way, but I would really like it if the phone would tell me how much space it needed, rather than my simply having to run around deleting things and trying again until it finally installs. Anyway, this time I ended up moving my entire camera history off the phone onto my computer, going through them and deleting all the really terrible photos, duplicates, pictures of my meter readings / malfunctioning work ticket kiosks / seating diagrams for choir, etc, and then moving the survivors back onto the SD card on my phone. Which was actually quite a useful task in itself, and did eventually free up enough space to update Firefox. I probably need to think about planning for a new phone (this one is over six years old) but I am feeling expensive enough already.
Culinary
Jun. 1st, 2025 06:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This week's bread: a loaf of 50:50% strong white and einkorn flour, with a little splash of oil when making up, turned out very nice.
Saturday breakfast rolls: brown grated apple, strong brown flour, and Rayner's Classic Organic Barley Malt Extract, which is much nicer than most other malt extracts.
Today's lunch: pseudo-spanokopita, spinach sauteed in butter and seasoned with salt, pepper, nutmeg and lemon thyme, pie-dish lined with sheets of filo brushed with olive oil, layer of the spinach, soft cheese, rest of spinach, more sheets of filo, baked for 45 mins in a very moderate oven; served with baked San Marzano tomatoes and white chicory quartered, healthy-grilled in walnut oil and splashed with bramble vinegar.
In Other Waters (2020)
Jun. 1st, 2025 09:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
First up is In Other Waters, a sci-fi exploration game by Gareth Damien Martin (they/them). You play as an AI who's been abandoned on an ocean planet and doesn't remember why. You're reactivated by Dr. Ellery Vas, an exobiologist who came here searching for her missing partner and colleague Minae. The planet is teeming with alien life, but all the human research bases are deserted. Together you explore the sea, collecting data on the alien ecosystem and piecing together what really happened here.

I would recommend this game if you like:
- Ocean exploration
- Detailed speculative xenobiology
- Queer characters
- Thoughtful interactive fiction
( It's kind of like if Subnautica were a text adventure. )
In Other Waters is available for PC and Mac on Steam and GOG for $14.99 USD. There's also a Switch port, but I'd be hesitant about that; I found navigating the UI very awkward with a controller and switched to the mouse right away when playing on PC.
i can do the twist
Jun. 1st, 2025 09:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I fear that if I turned up at a wedding reception and discovered a mashed potato bar, I would be baffled rather than impressed, and if there were 'cocktails' of mashed potato I would assume somebody was demented.
*
BIL's birthday yesterday, we had a guided tour around the city, and by 'we' I mean Beast, BIL, Boy, Bun and Bun's Chap, plus six of Beast/BIL's cousins who'd come over to Norwich for the weekend. Today they are all coming here for lunch. I shall be peeling things in a very few minutes.
The tour was very interesting, although it would have been good to see a few more Interesting Bits and have the talking in smaller lumps, as it did mean standing in place for a while every time we stopped. Still, there is a lot of history in Norwich, and our guide told his stories well. I have now felt the nipple in the flint wall (for good luck)(it's a thing, apparently), and learned about how Sir Thomas Erpingham got away with murder, or at least manslaughter, and how a sixteen-year-old girl held off an army with only forty-two men-at-arms. What a hyphen-heavy clause that was. And many other things besides, which I shall no doubt forget.
Afterwards we went to Biddy's Tea Rooms for cuppas and cakes/scones, and had a jolly good chat.
(extra) film
May. 31st, 2025 06:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

okay, I have tgo add a shot of Sutherland because it is a trip and hard to believe, a little... ... ... ...

Lesbian Cinema Multivid
May. 31st, 2025 09:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This premiered at Vidukon today!! I started it... omg, three years ago?! Crazy to think about! Deciding to submit it to Vidukon gave me a hard deadline finally to really finish it. Success!! :D
(password: "lesbian"; it's also on AO3 here.)
May Reading List
May. 31st, 2025 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1. Waste Wars by Alexander Clapp (nfn)
2. Walking Gentry Home by Alora Young(Verse)(Black)
3. Letters to a Young Poet by Rainer Rilke (nfn)
4. Catboy by Benji Nate (Graphic)
5. Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert by Bob the Drag Queen (Black)(Queer MC)
6. Killers of a Certain Age
7. Heartwood by Amity Gaige
8. Tilt by Emma Pattee
9. Blue Sky Through the Window by Jordon Bolton (Graphic)
10. Vinegar Hill by Colm Tobin (Poetry)
11. Kikis Delivery Service by Eiko Kadono (Translation)(JR)
12. We the Animals by Justin Torres
13. Cast Away by Naomi Shihab Nye (Poetry)(Nfn)
14. Run for the Hills by Kevin Wilson
15. Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix
16. Pixels of You by Yuko Ota (Graphic)(Queer Relationship)(YA)(Disabled MC)
17. Unbreakable by Mira Grant
18. The Apothecary Diaries Vol 6 by Natsu Hyuuga (Graphic)
19. On the Calculation of Volume 1 by Solveg Balle (Translation)
20. The Apothecary Diaries Vol 7 by Natsu Hyuuga (Graphic)
21. The Apothecary Diaries Vol 8 by Natsu Hyuuga (Graphic)
22. The Wild Robot Escapes by Peter Brown (JR)
23. The Restaurant of Lost Recipes by Hisashi Kashiwai (Translation)
24. We Want it All: An anthology of Radical Trans Poetics edited by Andrea Abi-Karam and Kay Gabriel (Trans)(Poetry)
25. The Suitcase Clone by Robin Sloan
26. The End is the Beginning by Jill Bialosky (nfn)
27. Behind the Scenes with Burt by Georgia Dunn (Graphic)
28. Night of the Whispers by Cavan Scott and Mark Wright
29. Apostle of Desire by Bruce Weige (Poems)
30. Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami (Translation)
31. The Time Machine by Matt Fitto
(no subject)
May. 31st, 2025 11:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
- Fox, my 17 year old cat, had a urinary blockage. I am hyperobsessed with these dumb animals, noticed immediately, took him into the emergency vet, and it only cost about $300 - they were able to manually express his bladder, gave him some sedatives, and told me to take him into the normal vet in the morning. Did so, because he was still very tired and very sore, and I was very worried about it, and they told me the blockage was gone. Yay!
Unfortunately, he has major cancer that is impacting multiple lymph nodes! Boo!
He's on a solely wet food diet, and I'm just treating it as palliative care. There's no symptoms of the cancer or signs of pain, and it's not pressing against any organs in such a way as to cause him distress. So if he starts showing pain, we'll get him low dose painkillers or whatever else is needed, and we'll handle the rest as is needed. He is very old, so I have had my emotional spirals and breakdowns, and I am mostly.. just upset, but settled. I take exceptionally good care of my animals. The vets are always surprised to realise his age, because he is very, very healthy, and I will keep him as such for as long as I can.
I will have my usual unhappy emotional breakdowns over it - and am tearing up writing this, so just had to calm myself the fuck down again - but I'll handle it.
I really do not want pets again after Domino and Fox. I love them a lot, but there's the double-sided blade of.. the fact I have to ensure they're healthy, happy, have a stimulating environment and all that does keep me on track with my health to a greater extent than I am sometimes willing to pursue on my own merits? I could just skip Tylenol and go full autopilot, brain off, 24/7, chug caffeine and keep moving to get everything done. I'm fine with dealing with even very high pain if I can just turn my brain off, minimise socialising beyond what's needed, minimise everything but my basic working routines.
But you have to keep your brain on for dealing with animals. And keeping my brain on means having to juggle painkillers (tylenol hurts the liver, ibuprofen isn't allowed because immeddiately back to vomiting blood for even a SMALL DOSE aaaaa, naproxen can cause heart issues, heat packs require holding still), having to juggle food and nutrition instead of just minmaxing caffeine, it means not being able to live the cozy desk job life and actually getting out to exercise the dog or play with the cat or haul these 50lb bags of litter/dog food into the house from the store.. it means actually having to pay attention to things instead of being checked the fuck out, and dealing with all the various frustrations that come with all of that.
And I am on-and-off on how much I really want to.
In a month or so, I will settle down more emotionally, read back on this, and go: ah, THAT sort of petulance is what happens when you have four hours of sleep every day for a month! Because jesus christ I am sleep deprived, lol, so I am sure that is a big chunk of my longing to just turn off my brain. But my cat just got diagnosed with cancer, so I am allowing myself a bit of petulance (in the safe bosom of my journal, and not wailed directly into the ears of my loving family/friends/general sociofictive kinship group).
Actually, this was a lot less Mybuggery than I anticipated
May. 31st, 2025 03:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Naturally, I feared the worst from the headline: ‘Men need liberation too’: do we need more male novelists?, but apart from the guy who is the editor of this new imprint which is to encourage poor wittle male authors (Son of Mybug, well, I guess, Grandson? Great-Grandson? Distant Descendant discovered through sending his DNA to be tested?) they are all actually WTF, FFS, what are you talking about?
He moans on that the vast majority of commissioning editors in publishing are women, which I fancy is a situation that has historically pertained for Quite Some Time and did not happen just yesterday, and there have been Fabled Agents and Editors of Ye Fayre Sexxe who were the champions of Bloke Writers, some of whom were fairly toxic specimens (e.g. look at some of the authors with whom Diana Athill worked closely).
Come on down Anne Enright:
The majority female readership is generous to male writers, while male readers continue to be reluctant about reading and praising women.... More books are being published today than ever before, and this includes more books by men. I have seen publishers eat up novels by younger men (especially Irish men, I am glad to say). I have seen them fall on such books with relief that they exist and that they are good. I don’t see any problem with men getting published, when those men are not misogynistic, because it is actually misogyny that has gone out of fashion, not male writers. I worry about men who miss all that, and who miss the inflated, undeserved feeling of importance of the good old days.
Yay Leo Robson:
Anyone who knows anything about anything, or at least about the English novel, knows that it can never be “too female”.... There have been periods when male novelists consumed most of the attention: notably in the 1980s and early 1990s, when it was deemed necessary to found a women’s prize for fiction. But everyone knew that the leading English novelists were Penelope Fitzgerald and Iris Murdoch, who wrote often and brilliantly about men.... Of course I am exaggerating, slightly. There have been some decent male novelists. If this were not the case, it would have been somewhat presumptuous or arrogant to have attempted writing a novel myself.
Sarah Moss suggests maybe the problem is men as readers:
I suspect that if there is a problem with men’s literary fiction, it’s as much to do with reading as writing. The gender (im)balance of audiences at book events suggests that men much prefer to read nonfiction.... If patriarchy means that some men miss out on the joys of literature, that’s quite low on the list of its harms and also unlikely to be fixed by setting up a men’s publishing house. I wonder also how much this is a British problem, because I can immediately think of dozens of Irish men, established and emerging writers, publishing very well-received novels.... Many men, it seems, experience no curiosity about the female gaze, or women’s experiences. Maybe women, who always used to read men and buy their books, are beginning to return the compliment.
31 May 2025 Saturday
May. 31st, 2025 07:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

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Finishing up a relisten of The Pasithea Powder
Jun. 3rd, 2025 05:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
On a different note, I continue to hold the opinion that their deceased friend may have had strong convictions, and he died for his beliefs, and he might even have been as remarkable and amazing as the two protagonists seem to believe, but he also sounds like a lot. Like the sort of person who doesn't want to get a cat because of abstruse concepts of moral philosophy that nobody cares about but him, but who sure is willing to keep arguing about it until they cave from sheer exhaustion, and then presumably keep arguing because they ought to have caved due to agreeing with his position.
( Read more... )
tiny delight
May. 30th, 2025 11:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Yesterday, on the drive, we found the greater part of a small light blue eggshell. (Dunnock? Starling?)
We have also, with the rain, been seeing (and relocating) lots of gastropods, so I suggested we move the eggshell into gastropod territory.
Checked back this morning, and while the blue is mostly intact the inside surface has been very clearly significantly monched. V v pleased to have provided delicious snack and also by CREATURES in general :-)
He wants to joust against Saladin so bad it makes him look stupid
May. 31st, 2025 12:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
“If not for Jerusalem, then,” said Richard, in the tone of one who would entreat a favour of an intimate friend, “yet, for the love of honour, let us run at least three courses with grinded lances?”
“Even this,” said Saladin, half smiling at Coeur de Lion's affectionate earnestness for the combat—“even this I may not lawfully do. The master places the shepherd over the flock not for the shepherd's own sake, but for the sake of the sheep. Had I a son to hold the sceptre when I fell, I might have had the liberty, as I have the will, to brave this bold encounter; but your own Scripture saith that when the herdsman is smitten, the sheep are scattered.”
“Thou hast had all the fortune,” said Richard, turning to the Earl of Huntingdon with a sigh. “I would have given the best year in my life for that one half hour beside the Diamond of the Desert!”
—Walter Scott, The Talisman
Rabbit & Steel (2024)
May. 30th, 2025 04:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

You can play solo, in which case it's primarily a bullet hell game, but co-op is where it really shines. In a group the bosses have multiplayer mechanics that will be familiar if you've played WoW or FF14: stack together for protection, spread apart so you don't blow each other up, etc. If you enjoy the feel of MMO combat and the process of planning strategies and mastering the unique dance of each boss encounter, but you don't like (or want a break from) all the long-term character power progression aspects of an MMO, this might be your new favorite game.
( Read more... )
Rabbit & Steel is on Steam for $14.99 USD. There's also a free demo.
(no subject)
May. 30th, 2025 11:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This morning I went out and harvested more calendula (always more calendula, we're swimming in it). There was a yarrow ready for harvest too, so I brought that in, and another batch of mint. I'm hoping to start tackling the mint patch this week to get it out of the yard and into a nice big pot somewhere, so I can still have a good harvest of it without it taking everything over completely.
I also finished processing the dried rosemary that was hanging, so now we've got a nice big jar of that for cooking. Sometimes it really feels like we don't have quite enough drying space. I'm sure that will only become more true over time, as the plants in the new garden space get bigger. I won't be able to harvest most of them for another year or two, probably.
Everything is in bloom, everywhere. I keep seeing new kinds of flowers around the neighborhood that I can't identify. There's a lovely little blue thing on top of a fluffy stalk of some kind that I've been really enjoying seeing around, and a lot of towers of bell-shaped flowers that I think may be foxglove? Outside of my narrow lane of certain herbs, I'm not all that well-versed in identification.
Regardless, I'm enjoying it. I'm not the biggest summer fan, enjoying neither heat nor sun, but I like that the plants are liking it, at least.
Just to refresh your memory of Catcher in the Rye
Jun. 2nd, 2025 12:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
And I guess we can interpret that scene and the teacher's motive in a lot of ways, but I gotta say, I never expected one of those ways to be "Well, it's obviously innocuous, and the fact that Holden interpreted it as a sexual advance proves he's lying about the 20 times he claims he's been the victim of sexual assault already".
( Read more... )
30 May 2025 Friday
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I'm criminally boggled
May. 30th, 2025 02:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Welsh farmer pleads guilty to stealing more than 70 sheep from neighbour.
The term 'rustled' is invoked: 'At least 73 ewes in lamb were rustled in March'.
Alas, this does not sound at all like the Old West of the movies of my youth:
[He] told the court he had acted because of financial pressure but understood his actions were “unacceptable”, BBC Wales reported. Williams added that he “deeply” regretted stealing the sheep and “feels ashamed”.
This is downright weird, though, coming over as somewhere between performance art and participant observation??? Or maybe more like anthropologists who 'go native' if they spend too long in the field, this is a sad warning of what happens to criminology lecturers?
Woman who calls herself ‘UK’s poshest thief’ fined for stealing Le Creuset cookware:
A former criminology lecturer who calls herself the “UK’s poshest thief” has been fined for stealing more than £1,000-worth of Le Creuset cookware, steaks, wine and gin.
Pauline Al Said and her husband, Mark Wheatcroft, have been fined £2,500 between them after the thefts from a garden centre and a branch of Marks & Spencer.
....
Representing themselves, the couple, from Southsea in Hampshire, told Portsmouth crown court their actions were on the “lower end”.
Personally, I think 'stealing your Le Creuset cookware' is in the same area of tackiness as, what was it, 'people who bought their furniture', or was it silverware?
I also think it is tacky to call yourself 'UK's poshest thief' and a pretty sure sign that you are a very long way from being the C21st equivalent of Raffles the Amateur Cracksman.
gardening in winter
May. 30th, 2025 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Think I'll get a wash and go lie in bed with the cats around me and read.
Here, have a garden update.
Belated Reading Wednesday
May. 29th, 2025 08:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Just started listening to Frank Herbert's Dune as a full-cast audiobook, which I'm coming to pretty much blind – I haven't seen the movies, and to the extent I have learned anything through cultural osmosis, it's that Paul is Space Jesus and it's a metaphor for the fight over oil in the Middle East...? – but liking it so far. Kind of wild to read for the first time in 2025, among all the articles about everyone outsourcing their brains to ChatGPT: "Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free, but that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." Like, oh, this is the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don't Build the Torment Nexus.
Walter Scott: Fellas, is it gay if knights have elaborate rituals to touch each other's bodies
May. 30th, 2025 02:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The King of England [Richard the Lionheart], who, as it was emphatically said of his successor Henry the Eighth, loved to look upon A MAN, was well pleased with the thews, sinews, and symmetry of him whom he now surveyed...
— Walter Scott, The Talisman
Soothing Noises from the BBC Shipping Forecast
May. 29th, 2025 06:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The Met Office’s Shipping Forecast Key announces weather conditions in 31 areas around the UK. For internet users, real-time info is now available for each area via a handy-drop down
But it's the radio broadcast which has soothed me on many an anxious evening. Here’s five hours worth: https://youtu.be/CxHa5KaMBcM
They use a highly structured, compact format limited to 370 words:
- Time and Date of the active forecast being read
- List Gale Warnings current around the British Isles
- General Synopsis
- Area Forecasts, within each
- Location
- Wind direction
- Wind speed according to Beaufort scale
- Precipitation
- Visibility
- Inshore Waters Forecast
The Beaufort Scale provides vivid descriptions of different wind patterns, as befits a tool standardized before radio or photography. For example,
Wind force 5, also known as "Fresh Breeze," is 29-38 km/h or 19-24 miles per hour or 17-21 knots. You can recognize this force when Small trees in leaf begin to sway; crested wavelets form on inland waters. Moderate waves, many white horses. Probable wave height of 2.0 meters, 2.5 meters max, with a "sea state" of 4.
The newsreaders develop a very soothing rhythm—so consistent that many people have created "better sleeping through weather awareness" content on YouTube.
For radio nerds like me, nothing finer than this 30 minute deep dive: The Shipping Forecast: A Beginner’s Guide
Unlucky
May. 29th, 2025 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
getting nowhere with you
May. 29th, 2025 10:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I now know exactly where that is. I drove along Nowhere Lane today. There is a property there called The Middle of Nowhere. https://www.staythemiddleofnowhere.co.uk/about You can stay there, if you like.
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I went to Nowhere Lane in order to visit the Bug Parc, and to meet up with
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Very enjoyable evening at chorus, practising Christmas songs while our regular MD is away.
It's the kind of additional info I might offer that bothers me, is this SALACIOUS GOSSIP....
May. 29th, 2025 07:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My attention was recently drawn, as we say, to an early C20th composer, and I thought, that name sounds familiar, so I pottered off to look at my database of notes, and yes, they were hanging out in sex reform circles, interesting, no, especially as they seem generally to be described as 'reclusive' -
So anyway, I went to look up their entry in the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography and it is all about The Music (they were also apparently a top-level performer as well as prolific composer) and nothing about this other aspect.
And some while ago I perchanced to look up the ODNB entry for an early C20th lawyer whom I had come across in those same circles, and he was all about anti-censorship, and reforming the divorce laws (and we suspect also handling these sensitive matters for his mates in his professional capacity, no doubt) -
Very worthy.
He was also, I have come across indications in correspondence and biographies, rather a Not Safe In Taxis kinda guy, or at least, the handsy menace of the 1917 Club.
I don't actually know if there's a procedure for saying to editors of ODNB 'Hi, I have Further Info', let alone 'by the way, it's dishing the dirt'.
29 May 2025 Thursday
May. 29th, 2025 07:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

and? DUCK!
