Ask a Manager: If the caterer mentions my mom at my dad’s wedding, all hell will break loose

[minoanmiss]

My dad is getting remarried very soon. My parents divorced 15 years ago.

He and his fiancee hired the same caterer I had at my wedding, who also catered my mom’s remarriage (that was six months after the divorce). This catering company is tiny, and the people who run it are amazing.

My dad has forbidden us from talking about my mom anywhere near his fiancee. I’m sure the caterers will see me and my sibling and mention my mom. If it happens in front of the bride, I’m sure it will not go well for us (or them, for that matter). We want to head it off at the pass, so to speak. How do I do this when I’m not the one who hired them, but I was their customer in the past?

Anyone who does work for weddings is used to dealing with problematic family dynamics, from “keep Uncle Paul out of the photos with Aunt Liz” to “don’t serve Grandma more than two drinks” to “under no circumstances can you let Cousin Cecil anywhere near the bridesmaids’ table.” Compared to some of those requests, this one is pretty easy!

You could contact them as a happy past customer, explain the situation, and ask that they not mention your mom during the event. You could say “I know this is strange to ask” … but they’ll probably be unfazed.

(Alternately, there’s also the option of deciding it’s not going to be your problem if the bride has a meltdown over the existence of your mother … although it might be worth doing to protect the caterers from that. But are you supposed to pretend your mom doesn’t exist when you’re around your stepmom for the next several decades, and does your dad think this bodes well for the marriage?)

Comments

[xenacryst]

Part of me, were I the LW, would want to just not say anything, wait for the bomb to drop, then gush about how wonderful mom is, "accidentally" knock over a table or two on my way out*, and then escape to a waiting escape vehicle that spewed glitter and soap bubbles as I exited their lives forever.

* I was going to say the cake table, but that'd just be mean to the caterers who are amazing. Maybe have the tablecloth for the wedding presents table accidentally catch on my shoe, and have all the presents come tumbling down?

[jadelennox]

I heart you so much.

Seriously, if Dad forbids LW from mentioning LW's mother, the solution is for LW to stop associating with Dad. What the fucking fuck.

(But the caterers should be warned so they don't get any blowback, obviously.)