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Miss Manners: The Urn
Dear Miss Manners: After my uncle recently died, a cousin sent me some cremated remains that had been in his custody, saying they were the ashes of my beloved surrogate grandmother, Paula, who died about 20 years ago.
The remains are in an ornate, beautiful Chinese urn that has been passed lovingly around that branch of the family for years. I was honored to receive it.
The problem? This is not Paula. I attended the scattering of Paula’s ashes at sea.
I worked in a mortuary for years and have had much experience with cremated remains, so I can also say that this was not done by an American funeral home in the last 30 years. It is unlike anything I have ever seen.
No one in my family has ever had any idea that this urn contains anyone other than Paula. Of course, I intend to treat my unexpected guest with all respect and reverence, but I’m not sure how best to accomplish that.
Your predicament reminds Miss Manners of the Gilbert and Sullivan general who brags about his ancestral tombs, only to be reminded that he purchased the estate quite recently.
“I don’t know whose ancestors they were,” the general answers haughtily, “but I know whose ancestors they are.”
If you can break the news gently to the remaining members of the family, perhaps you can all agree that, like the tomb of the unknown soldier, the urn can stand in as a way to honor both Paula and the unnamed surrogate who was tardily adopted into the family.
The remains are in an ornate, beautiful Chinese urn that has been passed lovingly around that branch of the family for years. I was honored to receive it.
The problem? This is not Paula. I attended the scattering of Paula’s ashes at sea.
I worked in a mortuary for years and have had much experience with cremated remains, so I can also say that this was not done by an American funeral home in the last 30 years. It is unlike anything I have ever seen.
No one in my family has ever had any idea that this urn contains anyone other than Paula. Of course, I intend to treat my unexpected guest with all respect and reverence, but I’m not sure how best to accomplish that.
Your predicament reminds Miss Manners of the Gilbert and Sullivan general who brags about his ancestral tombs, only to be reminded that he purchased the estate quite recently.
“I don’t know whose ancestors they were,” the general answers haughtily, “but I know whose ancestors they are.”
If you can break the news gently to the remaining members of the family, perhaps you can all agree that, like the tomb of the unknown soldier, the urn can stand in as a way to honor both Paula and the unnamed surrogate who was tardily adopted into the family.
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If they don't think this is their relative, and they don't want to perpetuate the moving of the urn from family member to family member. Perhaps a columbarium would work for them. They could put the family's name on the niche and there would be a place people could go to remember someone, if indeed they want to remember someone from the family in general. I also like the idea of scattering the ashes and putting the urn on a shelf. You could even re-use the urn for a future family member and then start passing it again within the family if you want.
And if anyone wants to hear an interesting story about an urn I have one. It's funny and not disrespectful. But if it squicks people out to hear about urns I will keep it to myself.
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She wasn't expecting that. I mean.. you give an urn to have the cremains put in the niche you kinda expect to be able to OPEN the urn. But nope. This urn stayed shut. She asked the niece if she wanted the urn back "oh yes. I think it is lovely and would like to use it for a vase" ah.. ok. no destroying the urn to get the cremains.
It just so happened they were replacing the roof (slate) as well as updating the damaged stone of the exterior of the building. So it became a question she would ask foremen and workmen who came into her office. Can you open this urn was the question she asked random strangers who came in to do work on the building for months. Each person tried and each person failed. They even bought special tools that people suggested. Pipefitters tool was a suggestion from a plumber. NOPE. they didn't use a chisel, altho it was suggested many times. Different trials. all failed. She called the funeral home. Did they seal the urn? nope. We never seal them, was the reply. back to the drawing board.
As they got around the 6 month mark an architect came in to check the repairs to the stone and the slate roof. And while she was there Sue asked the question bc at this point.. she asked everyone. The architect took one look at it and said she would call her dad, who owned a funeral home. 5 minutes later she snapped her phone off. "It's superglued." she said. "dad says they super glue urns and you will need acetone to remove it"
Sue went out to the local store and bought about a half gallons worth of the strongest fingernail polish remover she could find. inverted the urn into a metal bowl and let it soak overnight. Came back the next morning and lifted the urn. Lid popped right off, contents inside were fine. (they always put the cremains in a sealed thick mm baggie) and she could put aunt and uncle together again in the niche. And the niece picked the urn up for her "flower pot" within the month.
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