agonyaunt | How To Do It: I Want Only Cops To Have Sex With

An accountant with handcuffs doesn’t quite cut it for me.

I’m a woman who, since I was a teenager, has had my entire sexuality centered on cops. Through experimentation, I’ve learned that role play, handcuffs, and a uniform aren’t enough—I prefer the real thing. So I sleep with cops, and I love every second of it, but these men have not made good romantic partners for me long term (I’m looking for a serious relationship). Mostly because they tend to be right wing—I’m not—and also often have anger issues, PTSD, and/or alcoholism issues. I think I’ll always be holding out for an officer who is the exception to the rule, but in the meantime, I’d like to be able to orgasm from a civilian. Can I somehow rewire what arouses me? I think it’s the real power over my life that turns me on—doing “pretend” power exchange with, say, a software developer or an accountant doesn’t hit the spot.

—Yes Officer

Dear YO,

You think you’ll always be holding out for an officer who is the exception, but you’re looking for a serious relationship. It’s worth considering whether you’d be able to fully commit to a civilian, and if that isn’t the case, it would be callous to begin a serious relationship with one.

I’m not sure you can “rewire” your sexuality. However, you might be able to find something else that also strikes your fancy, sexually speaking.

How much investigation of other sexual acts have you done? If you feel you’ve left no stone unturned, skip this paragraph with my regrets. If you haven’t explored all that much, get to looking. Read erotic novels or peruse a massive text trove like Literotica.com. Watch diverse pornography—specifically try kink videos and queer sites like CrashPadSeries.com. Try a “real-world sex” site like MakeLoveNotPorn or Lustery. If you’re comfortable with the COVID risk, consider a sex party or a dungeon party. Get out there and see if anything else gets you going.

If none of that works, there are a lot of kinds of authority out there in between “cop” and “accountant.” Perhaps another kind of power might speak to you too.

How To Do It: I Want Only Cops To Have Sex With

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