¡Hola Papi!: I Caught My Manager On Grindr. Should I Tell His Wife?

[rosefox]

¡Hola Papi!

I work in a corporate office for a large company, and I’m the only person who reports to my manager. We’re a small team and our personalities click pretty well, so my manager and I have a tight working relationship and a closer-than-average personal relationship in spite of our age difference (I’m mid-20s, he’s mid-50s).

Here’s the thing: I recently opened Grindr at work (something I regularly do) and noticed a new person with no photo or info listed except for his age. The app listed this person as nine feet away from me. Curious as to who this might be, I walked around the floor to triangulate this person, and it looked like it could be one of two people — one being my manager. And the profile age matched my manager’s age!

A little suspect, I starred the profile. The next week, I attended an offsite meeting at my manager’s house, which is in a low-density suburban area. When I arrived (I was the first one there), I opened Grindr. The same profile had been online 20 minutes before and was now 12 feet away.

I’m sure this profile is my manager, and I feel incredibly awkward about it. While I haven’t messaged the profile, it feels odd to know that my (presumably) happily married manager is on Grindr. I cannot stop thinking about it. Do I say something? Do I shut up? Help me, Papi.

Best,
Grindr Findr

Hi, Findr!

If your boss isn’t messaging you, and if the situation isn’t impacting your daily grind (ha!), then his anonymous profile isn’t your business and you shouldn’t bring it up. Thanks for your question!

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Comments

[minoanmiss]

I STG, what is it with people being amateur "cheater hunters"? I do not care about the internal details of others' consensual relationships*. There's a story which has happened several times and/or is an Urban Legend, where 2 people have a relationship others don't know about (are married, are relatives, etc) and they get talkings-to from people concerned about their "infidelity" and/or warnings that their SO is being "unfaithful". It sounds funny but I cannot imagine how stressful it must have been to live through.

*: I considered putting 'non-abusive' up there too, because, obviously, if someone needs my help to deal with an abusive relationship, that's another matter, but then I thought about even some of the ramifications and wrote this footnote.