When I saw the title I said "oh no" and the letter did not disappoint (in how much the LW disappoints)
I have heard the term "pouring custard"! I think on a British cooking show that was not the GBBO.
That said:
Dear LW's husband, a White man (so you'll respect his authority) once said the failure mode of "clever" is "asshole".
Dear LW: eavesdroppers never hear anything good. I am however slightly relieved that you and your husband are assholes together. You might have married other people and eroded their spirits with endless "teasing".
Dear Ann: please invite me over. I will bring you my favorite lavender lemon pound cake, the one that an ex-boyfriend "teased" me was poisonous until I cried.
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When I saw the title I said "oh no" and the letter did not disappoint (in how much the LW disappoints)
I have heard the term "pouring custard"! I think on a British cooking show that was not the GBBO.
That said:
Dear LW's husband, a White man (so you'll respect his authority) once said the failure mode of "clever" is "asshole".
Dear LW: eavesdroppers never hear anything good. I am however slightly relieved that you and your husband are assholes together. You might have married other people and eroded their spirits with endless "teasing".
Dear Ann: please invite me over. I will bring you my favorite lavender lemon pound cake, the one that an ex-boyfriend "teased" me was poisonous until I cried.