There had better be more that wasn't public, because this reply is glib, brief, and woefully incomplete.

There is a special kind of rage when one sees someone who eviscerated one for their own entertainment going on to Succeed In Life, and even if a columnist can't fix it, it deserves to be addressed.

Also, this is why I was not allowed to become a telekinetic, because I have some brain vascularization charts and the willingness to put up with Chris's How To Become Not-Disgusting Weight Loss Seminar long enough to put them to use. Grrr.