I am from the supply closet
fine-tipped pens and highlighters
I am from the IKEA bag under the desk
stuffed with post-its and painter's tape
I am from the spreadsheet
untitled.xls, untitled(1), untitled(4)final
untitled(4)final_really_truly

I am from the telephone
from your dinnertime
from my nighttime
answering your computer questions.

I am from the five thousand
separate
CSS
sheets
one for each page
one for each endpoint
in the helpdesk software

I am from the wiki
Going to the wiki
Coming from the wiki

I am User:Alunatic/Office
still used ten years later
full of useful links
holding up where the helpdesk crumbles
into little grains
of nonthinking sand