yeah, it's possible, but something about it rings a little off for me.

(I'll be honest, the fact that the LW even knows what a unicorn in skeeves me out, and might be coloring my response to the columnist. I've been an out bisexual since the 1990s and I'm pretty sure my spouse doesn't know what a unicorn is, why a unicorn is called that, etc. Because he's not a creep about my sexuality.)