All I can think of here is "Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury and the Blockheads:

"Good evening, I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay¹
And I'm doing very well."

¹Pronounced "Bill-a-RICK-y", unlike the town in MA that's named for it, which is pronounced "bill-RICK-uh" or "b'RICK-ah".