As a full-time university professor: What the fuck?

I'm lucky to get students actually addressing me as "Dr." or "Professor" in their emails (as opposed to "Mrs.", or just using my last name, or, you know, just starting in without a greeting at all). I don't have the mental energy to worry that they end their emails appropriately respectfully.

And apparently I'm hella disrespectful when I end emails with "Best." Huh.