I hate the conflation of monogamy (which I think of as "agreeing to have a sexual/romantic relationship with only one other person) with "close friendships between people of an appropriate sex to each other are forbidden.
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So what are bisexuals supposed to do? Not have friends? I mean, the whole thing of "To a bisexual, there are no friends, only prey", is supposed to be a JOKE.