Yeah, fair. TBH if the guy really does have priapism I assume he goes the other route: ties a bulky sweater around his waist by the arms like he's a 1987 preppy; sits behind a desk unless the office is actually on fire; stands behind plants at the office Christmas party. Which he shouldn't have to do either, but it's complicated.


(I got annoyed at AAM years ago because she told someone with IBS that it was their responsibility not to pass gas in the office, and, just what? Leaving the legality aside, that's not how IBS works. I assumed she's mellowed by now or she wouldn't have been stumped by this letter.)