Something something Anne of Avonlea something St. Clair “Jake” Donnell. Mom is not the boss of what other people call her kid, never was in the beginning, and never shall be, world without end, amen.

Also: Lady, did you take your husband’s name when you got married? Lots of people’s names are not in place for the rest of their lives.

A little decaf is what this letter writer needs, JFC.