I mean, the wife is already the wife so I'm going to tackle it from that point. Post YIKES.
That is your wife man. Take her and deal with the resulting fallout like an adult. There are plenty of ways to say 'My relationship is none of your business', 'I agree there is a large age gap but I assure you my wife and I are content in our marriage' ect while remaining polite. If anyone escalates HR can fire their ass not yours. Hiding her away does not seem the right answer. When can she appear? When she's 20? 21? Has a possible child? Has an 'adulty' enough job for your co-workers?
You married a younger woman so deal with the consequences and try enjoy the party.
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That is your wife man. Take her and deal with the resulting fallout like an adult. There are plenty of ways to say 'My relationship is none of your business', 'I agree there is a large age gap but I assure you my wife and I are content in our marriage' ect while remaining polite. If anyone escalates HR can fire their ass not yours. Hiding her away does not seem the right answer. When can she appear? When she's 20? 21? Has a possible child? Has an 'adulty' enough job for your co-workers?
You married a younger woman so deal with the consequences and try enjoy the party.