Savage Love, She Lusts After Sexy Homos

[ellen_fremedon]

Found here (the last letter).



I’m a straight woman who enjoys gay porn and writes slash fiction. Seeing my husband make love to another man is my biggest fantasy of all, but he insists that it will never happen. He did agree to an MMF threesome, but only if he didn’t have to do anything with the other man. I found a guy in a city we are visiting in three weeks. My husband doesn’t know this guy is bisexual and into him. (He has seen pictures of my husband.) I’m hoping that my husband will feel “inspired” once “things” are under way. What’s the best strategy for getting my husband—

She Lusts After Sexy Homos

Sorry to cut you off there, SLASH, but I don’t need to read the rest of your letter. DO NOT spring a bisexual-and-into-him third on your husband. DO NOT violate your husband’s ground rules. DO NOT be a stupid motherfucker.

Comments

[ellen_fremedon]

Savage's advice is entirely correct, but the fact that it even needs saying makes me headdesk forever.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, FANDOM.

[vass]

EXACTLY.

I got as far as the first sentence and started cringing because she was talking to Dan Savage about slash. Then I found out she wanted to try to pressure her husband into sex he'd specifically told her he didn't want. DDDDDDDDDDD:

[inkstone]

Egads. EGADS. So much wrong with this.

[havocthecat]

Those MMF stories that we all read? And enjoy? Those don't always happen irl! I'm just saying!

[sara]

Yeah, I saw that and thought, oh God, I hope this isn't anyone I know.

[recessional]

Proving quite handily that oblivious assholery in this particular area is a gender-neutral trait. Oh my god.

[wordweaverlynn]

My thought entirely. Equal-opportunity asshattery!