Honestly I am frequently told I'm good with children and I do enjoy them but if a 75 lb child I had never met ran up to me on my front porch, jumped at me, and started try to lick my eyeballs I would probably be rude too. And even ruder to a parent who tried to claim it was nothing. (control you damn dogs, people, or at least have the courtesy to be apologetic when you can't.)
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