As long as we’re in Pissily Opinionated Wank Mode: who the hell names a guppy “Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville”—-which sounds like the sort of name you’d give a pedigreed show dog? (And is there some prior unBuffetted Margaritaville we need to disambiguate from?)

(In the process of answering my own question, I learned this: https://www.loc.gov/static/programs/national-recording-preservation-board/documents/margaritaville.pdf)