My late outlaw husband was like her husband and I largely went along with it to keep the peace. Therefore when she mentioned that her husband wants to enjoy an empty hamper for a week, I thought automatically, “that’s easy, she can just get a pre-hamper and put it someplace he won’t notice it,” instead of “omg, ‘mind your own business’ is something even preschoolers can occasionally grasp, so surely your ‘older’ husband could have learned it by now” or “that’s easy, just go naked for a week and see how he likes that.”

I hope LW can get out before he wears her down to a nub.