(BTW, "hoop earrings, mascara, eyeliner, eye shadow and lipstick" -- you mean, what many cis women wear for daytime, and often are *expected* to wear in order to appear "professional" or "put together"? Dramatic for daytime? Hmmmm.)

I have never heard anyone comment on Johnny Depp's eyeliner as being too dramatic for the high seas, either, come to think of it 🤣 Or asking "why is he wearing a face full of make up on the high seas? Isn't he just going to sweat it all off within the first hour??? That seems like a *ton* of effort. What is happening here?"