"Piggie."

"Yes, Brian?"

"I have a confession."

"A confession? You are going to tell me something you did that was wrong?"

"Yes. I did not become your friend because I like you. I became your friend because I wanted to ride in your toy car."

"But that is Gerald's and my car."

"I know. I like Gerald. But I didn't think Gerald would let me ride in the car."

"Thank you for telling me that, Brian. GERALD!!!! CAN BRIAN RIDE IN OUR CAR?"

"Sure, Piggy! Thanks for asking!"

"See? That was easy!"

"You're right, Piggie. That was easy. Now I am embarrassed."

"Piggie! Brian! I have an idea! Let's all three ride in the car!"

"That's a great idea, Gerald!"

"Yes, thank you, Gerald! Now I am even more embarrassed. Next time I will ask first."

"Hey, if the three of you are in the car, can I drive...."

"NO, PIGEON." \
"NO, PIGEON." ---
"NO, PIGEON." /

"Drat."