Now that I have slightly calmed down I would also, in the shoes of LW's ex, take the following steps (Adapted from friends who are also parents of teens, and whose teens trust them with information about their sexuality and sexual health):
If you are going to be having sex in my house, we are all taking a field trip down to meet the Queer Youths Health Educator (chicago resource). The "punishment" aspect of this parent-daughter-daughter's girlfriend field trip is that it is going to be awkward and uncomfortable as hell for all of us.
If you are going to be having sex in my house, you will both be having regular screenings for STIs, especially if either of them is involved in team/contact sports.
Dental dams (and condoms because why the fuck not) are in the now in the teen's bathroom next to the menstrual supplies and spare toilet roll; please stick a post-it to the outside of the box when they have disappeared and they will magically reappear. Please also do not flush them down the toilet.
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Now that I have slightly calmed down I would also, in the shoes of LW's ex, take the following steps (Adapted from friends who are also parents of teens, and whose teens trust them with information about their sexuality and sexual health):
If you are going to be having sex in my house, we are all taking a field trip down to meet the Queer Youths Health Educator (chicago resource). The "punishment" aspect of this parent-daughter-daughter's girlfriend field trip is that it is going to be awkward and uncomfortable as hell for all of us.
If you are going to be having sex in my house, you will both be having regular screenings for STIs, especially if either of them is involved in team/contact sports.
Dental dams (and condoms because why the fuck not) are in the now in the teen's bathroom next to the menstrual supplies and spare toilet roll; please stick a post-it to the outside of the box when they have disappeared and they will magically reappear. Please also do not flush them down the toilet.