I saw this when I was a teenager doing a summer “pre-pro” job (internship these days). I went home, traumatized and mind-blown, and told Mom that I had seen something…weird. She asked a few questions, and said,”Pay very close attention, here’s how it gets fixed.” She called my employer the next day, and said, “Carol had left her glasses at work, and needed them right away. When she went backin to get them, she saw a light on in your office, and from what she described, I think she interrupted a couple of the cleaners, using your office for an ‘assignation’. She’s pretty shocked about it, and since she hates wearing her glasses, she wouldn’t be able to describe either of them, but you might want to give your office a lookover to make sure they didn’t take anything. I’m keeping her home for a day so you can deal with the cleaning company.” (Mom was Belgian, which is very close to French. She was born in pre-war 1930, so not much fazed this girl.) Maybe OP can wear glasses for a few days and then “switch to contacts”?
[Nowadays I would not recommend mentioning the cleaning company but we can easily think of other proxies to swap in]
Comment of Glory
I saw this when I was a teenager doing a summer “pre-pro” job (internship these days).
I went home, traumatized and mind-blown, and told Mom that I had seen something…weird. She asked a few questions, and said,”Pay very close attention, here’s how it gets fixed.”
She called my employer the next day, and said, “Carol had left her glasses at work, and needed them right away. When she went backin to get them, she saw a light on in your office, and from what she described, I think she interrupted a couple of the cleaners, using your office for an ‘assignation’. She’s pretty shocked about it, and since she hates wearing her glasses, she wouldn’t be able to describe either of them, but you might want to give your office a lookover to make sure they didn’t take anything. I’m keeping her home for a day so you can deal with the cleaning company.”
(Mom was Belgian, which is very close to French. She was born in pre-war 1930, so not much fazed this girl.)
Maybe OP can wear glasses for a few days and then “switch to contacts”?
[Nowadays I would not recommend mentioning the cleaning company but we can easily think of other proxies to swap in]