Don't know if trolling, do know that I'm going to be the only female-presenting person under 60 with hair shorter than shoulder-length at the wedding we have to go to this weekend. (The femininity, it is *strong* with the ladies of the in-law extended family.)

I could totally believe this perspective coming from some of the aunties-in-law, though no one's ever said anything to me. It was only at the point where the LW mentioned tattoos that I was 100% certain I was not being written about here. :/

Why yes, I'm packing my rainbow socks and floppy shirt for tomorrow, and wearing pants to the wedding itself. They can do them but imma do me. \o/