If I were Sara I would have had a really hard time not smacking her with a smelly dead fish right then and there.
If I were Jim and got wind of this, I would go out of my way to wear the most effeminate clothing, adopt a few more mannerisms, leave a few suggestive DVDs out by accident when LW came over, and make a point of going to hang out with a certain type of male company. I'd rope Sara into it, too, and have her lavish me with physical attention whenever LW was around and then encourage it in the gayest way possible. Have conversations in LW's presence about going back to "the club" - no, not just the pool-only area dear, you know, where they have the ... equipment ... that all the other guys use. Oh, I do so like it watching the guys work out with you, Jim. So do I dear, so do I.
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If I were Jim and got wind of this, I would go out of my way to wear the most effeminate clothing, adopt a few more mannerisms, leave a few suggestive DVDs out by accident when LW came over, and make a point of going to hang out with a certain type of male company. I'd rope Sara into it, too, and have her lavish me with physical attention whenever LW was around and then encourage it in the gayest way possible. Have conversations in LW's presence about going back to "the club" - no, not just the pool-only area dear, you know, where they have the ... equipment ... that all the other guys use. Oh, I do so like it watching the guys work out with you, Jim. So do I dear, so do I.