The family emergency part is what tipped this over the line from obnoxious to absurd for me. If you're calling someone at work because of an emergency, then you use the name that will get that person on the line in the shortest possible time. LW's aunt created a delay that otherwise wouldn't have existed, and she did it in a way that could easily have resulted in LW's employer hanging up after stating that they had no employees by that name.
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