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Lucy ([personal profile] cereta) wrote in [community profile] agonyaunt2016-03-16 09:22 am
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Dear Abby: women need to "loosen up"


DEAR ABBY: I would like to suggest that some wives be a little less traditional and inhibited. Lighten up! Be just a little bit more adventurous, open-minded and forward -- nothing excessive, mind you. Variety, after all, is the spice of life. What husband wouldn't enjoy an exceptionally nice surprise every once in awhile? -- WISHFUL THINKING IN PENNSYLVANIA

DEAR WISHFUL THINKING: Inhibitions can be hard to overcome. However, if YOUR wife is among those you are suggesting loosen up (etc.), you should definitely mention it to her and include your "wish list." But don't be shocked if she gives you one, too.
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[personal profile] jadelennox 2016-03-16 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's a dude who's asking if he can do it in the butt or if his wife will get a sexy bra, not a dude who wants to experiment with pegging.
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[personal profile] recessional 2016-03-16 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. XD
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[personal profile] korafox 2016-03-16 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I got very confused right around the part where he talks about his wife not being able to relax enough and then realized what he actually meant by "I've never gotten to experience anal sex".

Goodbye, any shreds of sympathy for the situation.
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[personal profile] kaberett 2016-03-18 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
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[personal profile] kaberett 2016-03-18 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
w o w.
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[personal profile] xenacryst 2016-03-16 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Dear Emperor, your lack of cloth is showing. You might want to fix that. And by "fix" I mean ... oh, let your mind wander.
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[personal profile] vass 2016-03-16 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"nothing excessive, mind you"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[personal profile] redbird 2016-03-16 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Be more adventurous…variety is the spice of life" does not equal "fulfil your husband's sexual fantasies." A woman's idea of variety might well involve partners other than her husband. That man doesn't want an exceptionally nice surprise, he wants an exceptionally nice for him item from his wishlist.

I suspect "nothing excessive, mind you" translates as "but don't stop prioritizing my orgasms over your own" or "other women are cool if he can watch, but anything that he's not there for is too adventurous.
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[personal profile] kaberett 2016-03-18 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I note with resignation that he seems much more invested in complaining about her than providing her with a pleasant surprise.

(PERHAPS HE HAS AND I AM BEING AN UNFAIR HARRIDAN.)
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[personal profile] annotated_em 2016-03-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I think I just sprained my eyeballs with how hard I rolled them.
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[personal profile] minoanmiss 2016-03-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, mine nearly fell out.